I’m in the car with Matrix and David. Renard is driving and I’m in the backseat with David. He asks me to tie his shoe and for some reason my seat belt isn’t buckled. I lean over to tie his shoe and since Renard has started to speed, David holds me by the side to protect me from sliding all over the place and his hand is oddly holding my left boob? I mentally think this is super odd but don’t correct him because I’m seriously sliding all over the backseat and need him to hold onto me or I’ll slide out of the now doorless car. Renard is driving erratically, swerving in and out of lanes. I realize we are getting chased. I finish tying David’s shoes. And he’s morphed into Jeremy. Even though his holding my boob is the only thing holding me back from certain death, I know Kat will be furious so I slap his hand away. I’m mad that Renard is speeding and snap at him to be more careful. We know a killer is behind us but I don’t care, he’s driving poorly!
I still can’t figure out the seatbelt issue. There doesn’t seem to be one on my side of the car. So Jeremy pulls me into his lap and I’m complaining and Renard and Matrix are so focused on getting us away from the killer that they tell me to suck it up. I struggle to get the seatbelt buckled around the two of us but succeed.
Just in time for Renard to park the car. The song “Can’t Stop the Feeling” from the Trolls movie is playing loudly. The killer is there with a giant mallet and an orange jacket. Renard and I are running through the woods. The killer doesn’t want me. He wants Renard. And he gets him. I see the mallet smash Renard’s brains in. “Can’t Stop the Feeling” continues to play.
I wake up gasping for air.
Glad the real bad guy got it in the end!